The Dog With The Leash And The Dancing Guy

One day man decided to walk all the way to Egypt with his dog. So he packed some trail mix and some dog food. They were going to start walking at Florida because that is where they lived. But the dog did not want to walk to Egypt. The man was so desperate to have his dog go with him without forcing him that each night he prayed to the gods. Finally the gods were getting so annoyed with this man praying every single night about the same thing that they told the man to put a leash on the dog and start dancing towards Egypt, because according to them in the old days dogs loved dancing people. So the next morning the man put on the dogs leash and started to dance towards Egypt. But the dog was scared of the weird ways his master was moving so she sat down. The man was so disappointed that he sat down to and decided to pray. So he prayed. Again the gods heard him and again they were annoyed. So they decided to teleport this guy and his dog away to Egypt. So they cast a spell and the dancing guy and the dog with the leash flew towards Egypt. But sadly the teleport messed up so the dancing guy and the dog with the leash became a constellation.